Chillin' in Dallas Bro

The NHL trade deadline has gone and past as it was on Feb. 28.  Some big names thought to be dealt were Brad Richards, Stephen Weiss, and David Booth.  All remain with their current teams.  Lots of moves on Monday, but nothing major.  Damn it NHL!  I wanted something exciting to happen.  At least Richards can still chill in a warm state.  Too bad he can't take the Cup on yacht cruises anymore.

Receded hairline much?

I'm a Snake

On top of it all, the dude's wearing a Pokemon shirt.  Wait, is that Pokemon?  Kinda scared of this guy bro.

Reunion

Alexei Kovalev gets shipped back to the Penguins.  Previously Kovalev played 5 seasons (4.7 seasons) for the Pens playing 345 games.  He only played one full season for them and in his time with the Pens he amounted 149 goals and 347 points.  It was one of the best stretches of his career.  He's excited for Pitty according to TSN reporters.  No shit, he gets to play with Sidney Crosby and compete in the playoffs.  Remember when I said he needed to play with Crosby, well now he is.  Watch for a epic Kovalev in the postseason.
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'Melo and Amar'e? Something Sexy Bro

      I'm a bit jealous here.  These two ballers are some of my favorites.  I won't forget when Amar'e walked out with headphones and his macbook jamming to tunes and signed for a bunch of fans.  Dude's a stud.  Now we all know the other day Carmelo Anthony was acquired by the New York Knicks in a 3 team deal.  Yes a three team deal.  The Knicks got Carmelo Anthony (SF), Sheldon Williams (PF), Chauncey Billups (PG), Anthony Carter (PF), Renaldo Balkman (SF) and Corey Brewer (SF) [check out his face in this profile. EPIC].

The Nuggets acquire Danilo Gallinari (SF), Timofey Mozgov (C), Raymond Felton (PG), and Wilson Chandler (SF).

The Timberwolves receive Anthony Randolph (PF) and Eddy Curry (C) from the Knicks.

Ballers in the club

      Carmelo Anthony is currently 6th in the league average 25.2 points per game, 7.70 rebounds per game (career best), and 2.8 assists per game.  He's also only 26, a great addition to possibly change how the Knicks have been in recent years.  In his first game with the Knicks, 'Melo lit shit up.  He had 27 points,  10 rebounds (double-double), and 1 assist.  He also made half of his 3-pointers, had a .857 free throw percentage, and only lacked with his field goal percentage at .400%.  Amar'e and Carmelo is something scary.  Watch for the Knicks to become good.
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What the Fuck Danny Ainge

I hope you know what you're doing broo.  Like seriously, Kendrick Perkins and Nate Robinson for Jeff Green and Nenad Krstic.  Has our starting 5 never lost a playoff series healthy?  Are we not the most baller team in the NBA? Well maybe not, even I can admit Amar'e and Carmelo is pretty sexy. But still, Jeff Green averages 15.2 points per game, 5.60 rebounds per game, and and 1.8 assists per game. Nenad Krstic averages 7.6 points per game, 4.40 rebounds per game, and 0.4 assists per game.  Are you shitting me?  The man is 7 feet tall and can't nab 10 rebounds a game?  The only thing I see here is Green's 15.2 points per game and his young age.  Kendrick Perkins averages 7.3 points per game, 8.10 rebounds per game, and .8 rebounds per game.  He's only born in 1984 too. Why the fuck did you trade him?  Now Robinson is only born in 1984 too with 7.1 points per game, 1.60 rebounds per game (he's also  5'9"), and 1.9 assists per game.  Needless to say he's a solid off the bench player.  You also dish out Marquis Daniels for a 2017 second-round draft pick. Will there even be NBA in 2017?  I hope so.  Along with Daniels you give away cash considerations.  We're Boston, we win on talent.  We don't go and seek talent through dough buddy.  Ok, the Sox have been guilty once or twice, but we also signed a softball player from New Zealand.  I'm crushed.  Perkins is a balla and for a none-superstar name in his day(Shaq would be an example of a superstar in his day), he goes hard in the paint.  I recommend you listen to Waka Flocka Flame and up your G-Status broo.  Ainge, get with the G-Check.  You fucked our team!

Face of a straight up thuggin' G

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Face of a douche bag

Mike Kekich You Bitch

Why would you want to stop such a genius movie.  Swapping wives is legendary.  It shows the game is not over for you.  Of course we want to fuck our bros wives.  We wouldn't be bros if we didn't want to.  If I had a wife and she was down to be traded amongst my bros for their wives, I'd be in heaven.  Quit your bitchin' you pussy.  Props to Affleck and Damon you pimps.  MSN/Fox Sports

Bitch

Pimpin' hoes

Weekly Celebrity/Internet Girl You Want to Bang: Keyra Agustina

This 27 year old Argentinian native runs right down my alley.  Latina and a perfect ass.  Yeah, I'm totally an ass guy.  She stand's at 5'8" and has a globe for an ass.  I'm drooling thinking about her.  Marry me!

Pres, I still cannot understand why you killed this one.