Weekly Beer Review: Wild Blue Blueberry Lager

Now this 8% alcohol by volume drink will fuck you up.  I've ended up in the worst of partying off this drink.  It's a bit of a weird flavor for blueberry and does not compare to Blue Paw Seadog.  Wachussett may even taste better, but if you're looking to get tanked, this is your drink.  Made by the Anheuser-Busch, Inc., it comes in bottles (fuck cans) and can be found on tap in some locations.  The flavor is to avoid, bro, but then again, not too many of you college kids will be drinking for flavor!  It comes in 6-packs and will probably run you around $9 or so.  Warning man, this beer is little funky.  If you pour it into a glass it's going to create an oddly pink foam and the package warns somewhere there may be blueberry sediments in it.  Well I've never had any bits of blueberry, but bro, this is the  perfect drink for your chick.  She'll also be hammered twice as fast as it's 8% ABV.  "Hey girl you like beer?"  "No."  "Drink this bitch, I bet you love it!"