I'm a Snake

On top of it all, the dude's wearing a Pokemon shirt.  Wait, is that Pokemon?  Kinda scared of this guy bro.

Reunion

Alexei Kovalev gets shipped back to the Penguins.  Previously Kovalev played 5 seasons (4.7 seasons) for the Pens playing 345 games.  He only played one full season for them and in his time with the Pens he amounted 149 goals and 347 points.  It was one of the best stretches of his career.  He's excited for Pitty according to TSN reporters.  No shit, he gets to play with Sidney Crosby and compete in the playoffs.  Remember when I said he needed to play with Crosby, well now he is.  Watch for a epic Kovalev in the postseason.
TSN Story

'Melo and Amar'e? Something Sexy Bro

      I'm a bit jealous here.  These two ballers are some of my favorites.  I won't forget when Amar'e walked out with headphones and his macbook jamming to tunes and signed for a bunch of fans.  Dude's a stud.  Now we all know the other day Carmelo Anthony was acquired by the New York Knicks in a 3 team deal.  Yes a three team deal.  The Knicks got Carmelo Anthony (SF), Sheldon Williams (PF), Chauncey Billups (PG), Anthony Carter (PF), Renaldo Balkman (SF) and Corey Brewer (SF) [check out his face in this profile. EPIC].

The Nuggets acquire Danilo Gallinari (SF), Timofey Mozgov (C), Raymond Felton (PG), and Wilson Chandler (SF).

The Timberwolves receive Anthony Randolph (PF) and Eddy Curry (C) from the Knicks.

Ballers in the club

      Carmelo Anthony is currently 6th in the league average 25.2 points per game, 7.70 rebounds per game (career best), and 2.8 assists per game.  He's also only 26, a great addition to possibly change how the Knicks have been in recent years.  In his first game with the Knicks, 'Melo lit shit up.  He had 27 points,  10 rebounds (double-double), and 1 assist.  He also made half of his 3-pointers, had a .857 free throw percentage, and only lacked with his field goal percentage at .400%.  Amar'e and Carmelo is something scary.  Watch for the Knicks to become good.
TSN Story

What the Fuck Danny Ainge

I hope you know what you're doing broo.  Like seriously, Kendrick Perkins and Nate Robinson for Jeff Green and Nenad Krstic.  Has our starting 5 never lost a playoff series healthy?  Are we not the most baller team in the NBA? Well maybe not, even I can admit Amar'e and Carmelo is pretty sexy. But still, Jeff Green averages 15.2 points per game, 5.60 rebounds per game, and and 1.8 assists per game. Nenad Krstic averages 7.6 points per game, 4.40 rebounds per game, and 0.4 assists per game.  Are you shitting me?  The man is 7 feet tall and can't nab 10 rebounds a game?  The only thing I see here is Green's 15.2 points per game and his young age.  Kendrick Perkins averages 7.3 points per game, 8.10 rebounds per game, and .8 rebounds per game.  He's only born in 1984 too. Why the fuck did you trade him?  Now Robinson is only born in 1984 too with 7.1 points per game, 1.60 rebounds per game (he's also  5'9"), and 1.9 assists per game.  Needless to say he's a solid off the bench player.  You also dish out Marquis Daniels for a 2017 second-round draft pick. Will there even be NBA in 2017?  I hope so.  Along with Daniels you give away cash considerations.  We're Boston, we win on talent.  We don't go and seek talent through dough buddy.  Ok, the Sox have been guilty once or twice, but we also signed a softball player from New Zealand.  I'm crushed.  Perkins is a balla and for a none-superstar name in his day(Shaq would be an example of a superstar in his day), he goes hard in the paint.  I recommend you listen to Waka Flocka Flame and up your G-Status broo.  Ainge, get with the G-Check.  You fucked our team!

Face of a straight up thuggin' G

NBA Trade Tracker 

Face of a douche bag

Mike Kekich You Bitch

Why would you want to stop such a genius movie.  Swapping wives is legendary.  It shows the game is not over for you.  Of course we want to fuck our bros wives.  We wouldn't be bros if we didn't want to.  If I had a wife and she was down to be traded amongst my bros for their wives, I'd be in heaven.  Quit your bitchin' you pussy.  Props to Affleck and Damon you pimps.  MSN/Fox Sports

Bitch

Pimpin' hoes

Weekly Celebrity/Internet Girl You Want to Bang: Keyra Agustina

This 27 year old Argentinian native runs right down my alley.  Latina and a perfect ass.  Yeah, I'm totally an ass guy.  She stand's at 5'8" and has a globe for an ass.  I'm drooling thinking about her.  Marry me!

Pres, I still cannot understand why you killed this one.

Stupid Fuck

Rodney Knight, 19, took this picture after he robbed a family in the Washington D.C. area.  Seriously?  How stupid are you?  Everyone knows you book it after robbing someone.  And certainly you don't leave visual evidence.  I guess as further generations go we become more stupid.  You also make the African-American stereotype become true.  Not only was he dumb enough to take a picture, but also post it on facebook.  Congrats broo, you're a champ.

MSNBC Story

It's Simple. Don't Do It

You all may know Amber Portwood from teen mom.  Well now she's "devastated" because her nudie pics are all over the web.  It should be obvious once you take a nude picture that it could end up for anyone's viewing pleasure.  They were stolen?  Doubt it.  It's probably typical for you to send nudie pics to boys you want to fuck.  Dumb bitch obviously didn't learn.  Now she's facing domestic violence charges for beating up her boyfriend on the show.  Sorry Amber, I guess white trash can never learn.
MSNBC Link

Fatass

Guess That Rack: Week 2

This dope model will rock your fantasies.... until you see her legs.

I Don't Wanna Hear It

Can we all just stop reading about Lindsay Lohan.  We know she's fucked up.  Bitch just think she's all that.  Besides, she's now a scrawny voodoo doll.  No one wants to bang her any more.

TMZ Story

Eww.  Reminds me of that stick figure cartoon website in elementary school

Weekly Trivia: Larry Bird

Again, going with a Boston Stud. And once again don't cheat!  Be a man and admit your faults you wankers.

Who wants a mustache ride?

Larry Bird was drafted in 1978.  In which pick was Larry Bird taken by the Boston Celtics?

A) 1st overall
B) 2nd overall
C) 22nd overall
D) 6th overall

Lucky Molson

Molson gets the deal done with NHL for a sponsorship somewhere near $375M.  The article doesn't talk much about what companies were going after it besides Labatt being angry that the NHL wants to end relationships after this season.  Are all the beer companies that dumb?  Like you wouldn't want to sponsor a league where it is dreamed about to drink beer out of the Stanley Cup?  What other trophy can you drink out of?  I'm real excited for the next NHL season as they want to create new events.  Don't fuck it up NHL.  We need some bad ass events if you want to spread your brand more.

The Story

Woah Buddy: Ginger Showdowns Scrub

Now I don't know what drugs these kids are doing to want to make this video, but ginger showdowns scrub.  Not only does he have better moves, he's also more fly.  Come on, just look at that ginger flat top.  You can't beat that?  Also, his blazer and polo combo.  Man's fly brooo.  You're in an Affliction lookin' shirt with what? Sweats?  Then that Shih Tzu dog beats you with that funky groove.  Then I get distracted by them Barbies and oh, suspenders takes the win.  He's by far the best dancer there.  Can someone find who he is?  I want to learn to get down like that.

Thanks to Louie, he would find such a video. 

For You Boston Skaters/Skoal Lovers

I just thought you might enjoy this hilarious clip of Jereme Rogers.  Hilarious, yet almost made me disgusted by my love for packing dingers.

Them Harvard Kids

Me and my bros were always under the impression that at Harvard and MIT, these kids are such nerds and shit and love academics, that they have math parties.  I guess we were wrong and they spend their time doing this shit.  I agree with Pres, that girl is a babe.  May I make a suggestion?  Get the girl at 2:35 the fuck outta the video!  Not only is she only average to below average early, then she makes out with a lion statue.  Also, does he pull out a real sword at 30 seconds?  What the fuck?  Well, after all, some of these nerds do those reenactment of that medieval shit.

Keep Dreamin'

You won't ever fuck Rhianna.  'Nuff said.

No Shit!

GM Brian Burke is looking for a blueliner?  Now fuckin' way broo!  After trading Tomas Kaberle and Francois Beauchemin you need a blueliner?  I just don't believe it because there's no way your team is not already perfectly balanced.  No shit you need one and had to sit down with fans today for a Q & A.  You could not appeal to Kaberle anymore because you guys suck.  The league should have a draft from existing teams to fix your excuse of an organization.  Thanks for stating the obvious.

P.S.  You're still a stud GM.  No shit you went to T-dot.  To fix that shit hole!

TSN Story

Tha fuckin' boss

Pistol's Askin' For Help

So I also discovered this next blog button.  Some these blogs have sick graphics, backgrounds, and banners.  Anyone want to help me learn how I can get a bad ass banner broo?  Come on Brohans, help out Pistol!

Youze Fuckin' Fags!

So I found this shit on Blogger called stats.  My blogs been up for 1 week and have 73 views.  Hey dickwads, start following!  Get some comments and discussions going.  I know it's text, but really, if you got nothing to say your mouth's only good for sucking dick, so might as well suck mine.

I Vote Midseason Cuts: Denver University T-Bags Michigan Tech

HHSaturday, February 19th DU raped Michigan Tech. Yes, literally raped and Denver's Freshman blueliner's, David Makowski, shorthanded goal proves it. His goal could just be the longest in hockey history and is estimated about 190 feet even though the video says 175. With 15:30 on the clock in the 2nd, Pioneers won the draw and Makowski launched the shit outta that puck from basically his own goal line. Little did he know God sprinkled some magic funky dust on that shit. Boom shocka locka. The puck went past MTU's whack netminder, Kevin Genoe. As an ex-hockey goaltender, is this kid serious? I know I've let like maybe 3 horrendous goals, but they were all within 10 feet. How the fuck did this kid get on the roster? Cut him at once, that's some bullshit for your netminder to let in garbage. On top of the garbage, get raped in the ass. Maybe MTU enjoys anal? Who knows.

Where I first heard of this shit.

Weekly Beer Review: Heineken

Now Heineken may be my favorite mass produced beer, but I don't know. I love beer fat too much. It's been around since 1864 and is brewed in the Netherlands. This is a very good tasting Euro pale lager. It can be bought in stores in bottles (best taste), cans, and mini kegs that are bad ass for your fridge. It can also be found on tap in bars and restaurants. It's 5% ABV and smells a bit funky, but the taste is nothing like the smell. I would think almost everyone has tried this brew, but if you haven't, go get it now!

Pistol Pete's rating: A fuckin' +

Kaberle is a B! Thanks Toronto

I know this is old news now, but hey, I've been busy this long weekend finding sluts at the bar.  As we all know, Friday, Frebruary 18th, Tomáš Kaberle was traded to the B's for Joe Colborne, a 1st rounder in the 2011 NHL Entry Draft (hopefully ours because fuck giving theirs back), and a conditional 2012 draft pick.  I was in Beantown Pub watching the game.  Oh, the tingles in the man regions.  Kaberle arrived to the B's the day he was traded.   Colborne has 3 goal in 2 games with the Marlies.... Fuck!  Boston was not a right fit for him so bye bitch!  Fuckin' right though, we have Tomáš Kaberle.  Check out this stud's stats.

Stud

'Nucks Bieska Out 3 Weeks: Well If It's Only That Long Erik Johnson is a Bitch!

Defenseman Kevin Bieska will be out 3 weeks with a fractured foot.  Well why did Erik Johnson miss a whole season?  What a whiney bitch faced fruit-cup!

Captain Canuck

Bitch

TSN Story

Scott Brown: I Had Sexual Relations With My Camp Counselor

So Massachusetts State Senator Scott Brown has just come out and confessed to being from a home of child abuse and being sexually abused (by a camp counselor).  Shocked broooo.  Well man, don't you know the law?  Take action.  That's bullshit you don't think anyone would believe you because when twisted horror shows like that happen mayne, you gotta take the utmost action no matter how many people believe you or not.   Besides, this is shit people don't want to think about, but congrats on your.  I believe the message is one many people need.  But then again, the suspicion.  Close your legs man, I smell fish.  Shit's fishy, and this proves you could just be another dickwad making public relation moves.  Peace broo.

Hall of Famer's Pitch In

Even Football Hall of Famer's are writing letters telling these goons in the NFL that shit needs to get done.  I do not have much to say about this except, you fucks better figure it out because us, average citizens of our great land of USA, have made you all rich by buying your tickets, ordering your TV packages, magazines, buying your concessions, paying your outrageous fees to park, and have worked 9-5's like Average Joe's so we can afford to go to football games and watch foot, pay our internet and television bills so we can keep up with some NFL football.  This is NFL, not CFL.  The best league in the world for this sport.  Get your shit together and fix this immediately or you really are the NFJ.  National Football Joke.

P.S. The article is right when it says fan should have a seat on the negotiations table. Search the internet for Jack Youngblood's letter, it should be able to be found.

Weekly Trivia: Bobby Orr

As a huge hockey fan, it was evident that I would do the first trivia question on one of Boston's biggest studs, Bobby Orr.  No, I mean, Bobby FUCKIN' Orr.  Straight up gee and I would rate him better than Gretzky just on his sheer ability to play anywhere on the ice.  The man was insane.  So here's the question.

Which trophy did Bobby Orr win 8 times in his 12 (or 11 if you don't want to count his 6 games in 1978-79) NHL seasons?
A) Calder Memorial Trophy
B) Art Ross Trophy
C) James Norris Trophy
D) Hart Memorial Trophy

Studmuffin ;)

Post your comment to see if you are right.  I will edit this post with the answer once I have received some votes and please, don't cheat.  Only bitches cheat that can't admit they are wrong.

Guess That Rack: Week 1

For week 1 I picked a favorite of most guys.  The body is more impressive than the tits obviously, but don't let it distract you.  I know you are all day dreaming (I removed the arm tattoo for obvious reasons.  It would of given her away).

P.S.  I don't know why the pic is so small.  It certainly wasn't this small when I deleted her face in paint.  Click on it and then click the magnify glass and you should be able to see well enough.

Texts Put Killer in the Pen.

Faggot

Yo man.  How fucked up is this?  Some dude show's up at his girl's house and she lays news on him that she wants to end this shitty relationship.  You dated off and on for 18 months... something should tell you it's not going to work out.  Did your mother even teach you how to treat a lady?  Grow a pair and except rejection bro.  You don't kill a chick because she doesn't like you.  Besides, Jenni-Lynn Watson was probably out of your league anyways.  You got lucky enough when you were stopped by a cop WITH her dead body.  Then you send shorthand text messages of shorthand she doesn't use.  I hope you rot in prison after what you did and put her family through.  You didn't want to put either of the families through a trial?  Then why did you kill her?  Don't drop the soap man.  May the biggest guy stick it up Hershey Highway as you suffer your 23 to life.

CNN Story

Chris Kelly to Boston

Now now, I'm not too happy about this shit.  Kelly has always been a mediocre to below average scorer, but the man hustles.  The Bruins need a top scorer.  I honestly rather have the draft picks, but let's see what Kelly can do in the Bean.  What the Bruins need is a franchise player.  Right now I don't see anyone fitting that spot.  We need someone we can expect to score on a nightly basis, but if we add Kaberle, it will deepen our team's chemistry as he can help generate offensive as Kaberle is good at moving the puck around.  He also has a solid shot from the point and has had a way above average career.  Nonetheless, I am extremely content with how the Bruins have done this year so far as we were expected to be as good as shit in a toilet.

Watch the clip on TSN

Kelly at the press conference commenting on being traded

Kovalev to Find a New Home?

TSN reports Alexei Kovalev's name has come up in trade talks now that the trade deadline approaches the NHL.  To be honest, I thought Kovalev was a good fit for Ottawa, but let's face it.  He's not the same player he used to be, but did shine in Montreal.  Honestly, put the man anywhere.  I don't think his old ass will do much unless he's with the Canadien's Organization or placed along one of the league's top playmakers such as Sidney Crosby.  As for Kovalev, he's old and just happy to be playing!  Now he may of not said it, but for a player not to care where he plays and say the job is the same, yeah you are fucking happy you even have a job in professional sports!

What's the Rock Cookin'?

Is it just me or did he just fart?

So today in my class I heard The Rock is returning to the wrestling world.  Some bro's roomie was so excited he ripped his shirt off.  Does that kid's roommate have a dick?  Wrestling is fake as shit. According the LA Times The Rock said, "The most electrifying man of all of entertainment is hosting the most electrifying event of all of entertainment!"  Seriously, you wear a tight spandex-like thing and fake fight and you are entertaining?  God, I wonder why they made the UFC? Also, it was funny to hear my teacher say she talked about him recently and people were like, "Who is The Rock?"  Then she said Dwayne Johnson and everyone was like ohhhhh.  So how electrifying and entertaining are you if people only know you for your acting career.  Word of advice bro, if you want to be entertaining, don't host, do that fake shit up.  Also, do good movies like Walking Tall and The Other Guys.  Wait, you were in The Other Guys for like 2 seconds man.  Maybe shit like The Tooth Fairy and Planet 51 suit you, you fruit-cup.  With muscles like that you should have been a linebacker, but then again, I have never seen you possess any athletic skill.

Weekly Celebrity/Internet Girl You Want to Bang: Sofia Vergara

It's no surprise I'd choose her.  MMMMM Latinas.  If she ain't white, let's go Hispanic!

                                         

NFL Offers More Compensation: How the Fuck Did You Fuck This Up in the First Place?

http://sports.espn.go.com/dallas/nfl/news/story?id=6125218

It still baffles me how the NFL sold some 1,250 tickets that did not even have seats.  Well, maybe because the Cowboys wanted to build some extra seats, but what the fuck?  Was the stadium not good enough?  Was it not the largest in history with the most state-of-the-art shit.   How the NFL managed to do this is like banging Adriana Lima; it just wouldn't happen.  It's also not like the NFL has loads of money.  Wake up assholes, these fans payed a fortune just to get there and stay there.  They do not like your offer - they still payed more in total.  Oh, you want to give them a ticket to next year's Super Bowl?  Will they have a seat in view of the field or are you going to show the game on television?  Many of these fans still did not even end up with a view of the field.  Fuckin' reimburse them and move on.  I just hope not all of them cried like that one guy.  Oh yeah, you now have 2 lawsuits.  Anymore takers on suing the NFL?

Weekly Beer Review: Wild Blue Blueberry Lager

Now this 8% alcohol by volume drink will fuck you up.  I've ended up in the worst of partying off this drink.  It's a bit of a weird flavor for blueberry and does not compare to Blue Paw Seadog.  Wachussett may even taste better, but if you're looking to get tanked, this is your drink.  Made by the Anheuser-Busch, Inc., it comes in bottles (fuck cans) and can be found on tap in some locations.  The flavor is to avoid, bro, but then again, not too many of you college kids will be drinking for flavor!  It comes in 6-packs and will probably run you around $9 or so.  Warning man, this beer is little funky.  If you pour it into a glass it's going to create an oddly pink foam and the package warns somewhere there may be blueberry sediments in it.  Well I've never had any bits of blueberry, but bro, this is the  perfect drink for your chick.  She'll also be hammered twice as fast as it's 8% ABV.  "Hey girl you like beer?"  "No."  "Drink this bitch, I bet you love it!"

Kaberle to Boston? Could the Bruins Potentially Fuck Over the Leafs Again?

 http://tsn.ca/nhl/story/?id=353997
If you're a hockey fan the you know the Toronto Maple Leafs are a joke of a team and GM Brian Burke is their only chance of being saved.  It's also true that the Hockey Hall of Fame is located in Toronto so the Maple Leafs actually know what the Stanley Cup looks like.  Boston fans know that Andrew "Rayzor" Raycroft was traded on June 24, 2006 for the rights of Finnish stud Tuuka Rask.  When I heard this shit I wanted to name my new dog Tuuka, but my mother just would not have it.  Next the Bruins traded forward Phil Kessel to the leafs.  After seeing this kid play NHL, he ain't no super goal scorer like he was in Division I NCAA play.  Toronto fans can hope he'll be sniper, but I don't see it.  While we dump our deadweight from a poor draft year to Toronto, we gained a 1st round pick and 2nd  round pick in the 2010 NHL Entry Draft and a 1st round pick for the 2011 NHL Entry Draft.  As shitty as the Leafs are even with the addition of J.S. Giguere and Dion Phaneuf, you know the Bruins are going to get a stud even in the 2011 Draft.  Kessel brought us Tyler Seguin and Jared Knight.  Seguin should be stud status in some years.  He played in major junior hockey and showed far more outstanding stats.  Now I haven't seen Knight play, but stats shows he is getting better by the year.  Now the Leafs need to get something for long-time blueliner Tomáš Kaberle because he won't resign.  His contract contains a no-trade clause and he will waive it for a trade to Beantown.  This trade is much needed as our sorry ass team can't break the 2nd round of playoffs and is lacking D-men.  Let's dump them Steven Kampfer and some draft picks.  Hello Kaberle.  Fuck you Toronto!


He'll look gorgeous in black and gold.  Oh yeah, slap a
B over that gay leaf.