HHSaturday, February 19th DU raped Michigan Tech. Yes, literally raped and Denver's Freshman blueliner's, David Makowski, shorthanded goal proves it. His goal could just be the longest in hockey history and is estimated about 190 feet even though the video says 175. With 15:30 on the clock in the 2nd, Pioneers won the draw and Makowski launched the shit outta that puck from basically his own goal line. Little did he know God sprinkled some magic funky dust on that shit. Boom shocka locka. The puck went past MTU's whack netminder, Kevin Genoe. As an ex-hockey goaltender, is this kid serious? I know I've let like maybe 3 horrendous goals, but they were all within 10 feet. How the fuck did this kid get on the roster? Cut him at once, that's some bullshit for your netminder to let in garbage. On top of the garbage, get raped in the ass. Maybe MTU enjoys anal? Who knows.
Where I first heard of this shit.
No comments:
Post a Comment