What's the Rock Cookin'?

Is it just me or did he just fart?

So today in my class I heard The Rock is returning to the wrestling world.  Some bro's roomie was so excited he ripped his shirt off.  Does that kid's roommate have a dick?  Wrestling is fake as shit. According the LA Times The Rock said, "The most electrifying man of all of entertainment is hosting the most electrifying event of all of entertainment!"  Seriously, you wear a tight spandex-like thing and fake fight and you are entertaining?  God, I wonder why they made the UFC? Also, it was funny to hear my teacher say she talked about him recently and people were like, "Who is The Rock?"  Then she said Dwayne Johnson and everyone was like ohhhhh.  So how electrifying and entertaining are you if people only know you for your acting career.  Word of advice bro, if you want to be entertaining, don't host, do that fake shit up.  Also, do good movies like Walking Tall and The Other Guys.  Wait, you were in The Other Guys for like 2 seconds man.  Maybe shit like The Tooth Fairy and Planet 51 suit you, you fruit-cup.  With muscles like that you should have been a linebacker, but then again, I have never seen you possess any athletic skill.